Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers).

Simone Elkeles
Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere...
Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere...
Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere...
Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere...
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This is a Spanish phrase that translates to "oh my God, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico." The theory behind this sentence is that one sibling has taken another out of the country and thus the other brother must be living with him. This sentence is to make sure that if one sibling has indeed taken the other out of the country to live with him or her, the other sibling will stay in touch and make sure he or she doesn't do anything too crazy.

Source: Rules Of Attraction

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